APAI 2501 Introducing the AI CEO (tm)
Replit CEO should volunteer to have Replit be run by an AI CEO Agent (tm)
Replit CEO says “We don’t care about professional coders anymore”.
Essentially, a very basic understanding of the way software works enables people to take advantage of AI tools that are growing ever more capable.
Oh my dear, that is like saying that “Hey, since Formula 1 racing cars are now so advanced, we don’t care about professional racing drivers anymore. It is time to put a regular person in a car doing 300KM/h (or 200MPh in freedom units).”
So, I am here to announce the preview of “AI CEO (tm)” - an agent who will replace professional CEOs - parties interested should DM me to signup for beta.
Table of contents
Announcing the World Wide preview launch of AI.CEO (tm) - AI Agent
How to Signup for closed preview of AI.CEO.v2025.01
Target Audience and Benefits of AI.CEO (tm) - AI AGent
1. Announcing the World Wide preview launch of AI CEO (tm) - AI Agent
For immediate release:
Announcing AI CEO (tm), the only AI Powered Agent who can perform the duties of a tech startup CEO. This AI Agent is not meant for professional companies, but the non-professional ones who don’t know how to run a company.
Our AICEO.v2025.01 is the first release of this AI software agent and it is ready to take on all the grueling tasks of running a tech startups such as:
Show up at Various Trade shows and be interviewed on stage about your company
Make bold predictions with authority
Make tough decisions about letting people go
Make general sweeping non-specific statements
Tweak the “image” of the AICEO to any gender, age, race you want. Amazing.
2. How to Signup for closed preview of AI.CEO.v2025.01
AI.CEO.v2025.01 is the initial release
There will be quarterly and annual releases.
DM me for now - we are moving at such amazingly fast speed with this new AI Agent that we did not have time to implement any proper order forms. So, just DM me, we will make a decision once we get your notification of interest and you have paid the non-refundable initial fee of $2,500 USD.
The fee is necessary so we can sort ouf the tire kickers from serious interest.
The fill is non-refundable and will NOT be applied towards the annual subscription for the AICEO(tm) licence fee.
For anybody who does not know how to DM me, then hit this button:
3. Target Audience and Benefits of AI.CEO(tm)
Investors in new startups: you no longer need some smart, young, high on RedBull college dropout. You can now hire old boring guys and gals, who know their industry and they can work in the shadows. Meanwhile, your shiny AICEO(tm) can charm the pants of a global audience, and be the face of the company.
Shareholders in tech startup/hot companies: when the company sells, you no longer need to worry about a huge payout to the human CEO. More shareholder ROI !
Banks/Financial Investors: think about the predictability of the behaviour of your investment. No more drunken midnight social media tweets to worry about, no more ego to control, no more public meltdowns.
Governments and TreeHuggers (California, take notice:) CEOs preach about sustenability but they travel A LOT around the world, using airplanes who are some of the worst polluters in this world. Think about all the Carbon Credits your new AICEO can buy you with the savings!
Firing people has never been this easy! AICEO does it all and you can blame the coldness of the AICEO(tm) Agent who makes these decisions. Amazing.
Sign up for Annual and quarterly subscriptions - your CEO will always be up to date with latest media, slang, market trends, world events.
Imagine giving your CEO a brand new personality, sexual preference, cultural background or race anytime you want.
The PERFECT CEO is the AI.CEO(tm)
Come along: Signup up for your very own “AI.CEO(tm)”, walk right thru this door (nevermind the mispelling, non-professional people don’t know any better anyway, right… RIGHT?)
Footnotes:
Images are AI generated and I left them as such because… this is the output of an AI image generation agent/model - you get extra hands, extra letters, missing letters, just about a soup of what you want and a significant portion of what you don’t want.
Anyone interested, here’s the Midjourney prompt that made the images in this article (yeah, no mention of a person, building or anything like this… )
text in art deco style that says "AI CEO", flat illustration --ar 3:2 --v 6.0
You need to start releasing quarterly "updates" to this agent... LOL
Even better, sell it as a cheeky service... Maybe Replit will buy you for $1million haha